laki bini yang gila

L: ye! abg dh lme tnggu saat nie!

P: abg nk tngglkn syg ke?

L: mestilah x... tolong jgn fkir mcm 2. x mngkin trjadi !!

P: abg cntakn sygkan?

L: ye,tiap hari.

P: abg prnh tipu syg x?

L: X! nape syg sllu tnye cm2?

P: abg akn selalu kluar dengan syg tk?

L: stiap kali ada pluang abg tk kan lepaskn.

P: abg akn pkul syg?

L: giler ke?abg bkn llaki cm2!

P: bleh ke syg prcyekn abg?

L: yaa!

P: syg!

SELEPAS COUPLE: baca dari bawah hingga atas pulak :~?

Bengkel Teknik Menjawab UPSR di Ulu Langat

Semasa di sekolah , kami semua x sabar kot nk gi camping.
Pukul 11:30 a.m. cikgu mata pelajaran sains suruh turun
bawah . " yea " sorakan dari pelajar kelas 6 Dahlia. Kami semua ber-
kumpul di LAMAN GEMILANG . Mendengar taklimat yang
disampaikan oleh Cikgu Hardi. Kami semua bergerak pada
pukul 12:35. Solat Jumaat di Masjid Al-Munawarah.
Hahahaha. Sampai je kat sana terus kene masuk dewan.
Dengan bau busuknya ye la dari sekolah pakai baju yg same.
Belajar Bahasa Inggeris best la jugak. Dh habis  abang fasi
tentukan bilik tidur. Perempuan semestinya dalam dom.
Lelaki ada dua tempat ade dlm surau ade dlm dom. Tapi aku
tido dlm surau. Aku ingat x best. Rupa-rupanya best. Dh dpt
tempat tido pelajar kene pegi dewan untuk solat maghrib
berjemaah. Habis je solat teros pegi cafe mkn malam.
Lepas abis mkn mlm kene pegi dewan balik belajar Sains.
Esok pagi  belajar BM dgn Mate. Ptg pulak junggle trekking.
Tahlah penat. Mlm pulak night walk. Fuyoo x best nye.Jauh giler kot
Nasib baik jln 5 org. Tapi kumpulan aku bernasib baik dpt 6 org.
Kumpulan aku ialah Aidi , Fathurrahman , Farhan , Haridz , Hakim.
Esok pagi kene buat aktiviti sepeti jln macam ulat bulu , makan bawang putih ,
makan telur masin mentah , pegang ulat dan cari 25 sen dlm swimming pool.
Abisje aktiviti tu semua pelajar kene masok swimming pool. " yea " gbushhhh!!!
semua kene main penat2 sbb hari tu hari yg terakhir. Dh siap pakai baju
berkumpul di dewan kerana ada sesi mengambil gambar. Habis je ambil gambar
baru bertolak ke sekolah. OK la sampai di sini saje byeee ..............

lirik lagu " what makes you beautiful " by one direction

You’re insecure

Don’t know what for

You’re turning heads when you walk through the door

Don’t need make up

To cover up

Being the way that you are is enough

Everyone else in the room can see it

Everyone else but you

[Chorus]

Baby you light up my world like nobody else

The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed

But you when smile at the ground it ain’t hard to tell

You don’t know

You don’t know you’re beautiful

If only you saw what I can see

You’ll understand why I want you so desperately

Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe

You don’t know

You don’t know you’re beautiful

Oh oh

But that’s what makes you beautiful

So c-come on

You got it wrong

To prove I’m right I put it in a song

I don’t why

You’re being shy

And turn away when I look into your eyes

Everyone else in the room can see it

Everyone else but you

[Chorus]

Baby you light up my world like nobody else

The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed

But you when smile at the ground it ain’t hard to tell

You don’t know

You don’t know you’re beautiful

If only you saw what I can see

You’ll understand why I want you so desperately

Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe

You don’t know

You don’t know you’re beautiful

Oh oh

But that’s what makes you beautiful

[Bridge]

Nana Nana Nana Nana

Nana Nana Nana Nana

Nana Nana Nana Nana

Baby you light up my world like nobody else

The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed

But you when smile at the ground it ain’t hard to tell

You don’t know

You don’t know you’re beautiful

[Chorus]

Baby you light up my world like nobody else

The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed

But you when smile at the ground it ain’t hard to tell

You don’t know

You don’t know you’re beautiful

If only you saw what I can see

You’ll understand why I want you so desperately

Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe

You don’t know

You don’t know you’re beautiful

Oh oh

But that’s what makes you beautiful